Will they climb another rung in the evolutionary ladder next
year, perhaps singing as some lower form of mammal? Hey, how about a
chorus of baritones? Or is that taking a step down the ladder? (As Jim
Carey pleaded when he was that green guy, “Somebody stop me!”).
The
top two choruses were incredible (and I’m sure that the choruses that
we didn’t watch were incredible too). How do they do it? Don’t these
guys work for a living? How much time do they commit to learning this
stuff? They remind me of a marching band crossed with a chorus line.
Some clever guy needs to write a “What do you get when you cross...” joke
about this. It was entertainment at its finest, at least in my opinion.
The
pre-contest stuff seemed to drag on forever, although even my cynical
sarcastic brain was moved to tears by the guy from the
Gaynotes.
Hopefully this will remain our secret, because I’d like to maintain my
charter membership in the Cynic Society. On second thought, do you
really think I care if they kick me out?
Finally, the quartet
finals began with the guys who just barely missed the cut, the mike
testers,
Men in Black. Being a get along guy at heart, I think they
were robbed, unless you think they were overrated, then I agree. I’m
not going to comment on the other quartets because I’m pretty sure that
you know better than me which quartet got what they deserved and which
quartet was robbed.
However, I did find it interesting that
several of top ten quartets used humor in their final sets. After
Old
School broke into a rap in the middle of a barbershop song, Rob and I
both wondered the same thing, “What are the judges going to do with
that?” Normally, I’d insert a baritone joke in this spot, but it looks
like somebody did stop me.
Every time I watch the cream of our
crop, I wonder about how talented and clever human beings can be. The
quartet finals always amaze me, and while they make me proud of the
music that I love, they also make me humble about the music that I sing.
Pride and humility. A remarkable combination for a remarkable event, don’t you think?
Congratulations
OC Times, you were great.
Dave Spizarny
Chordiology bass
Chordiology.com